My name is Calvin. My name is also Glenn. I hail from Randolph, MA. I have a degree in Management Information Systems. I love my life, and it's probably better than yours, but I'm not going to rub it in. I like awesome things, and if you like my blog, you like awesome things too.
DAD: I cannot believe you ate the bacon. I specifically told you not to eat the bacon. And after all that, you went home and ate the bacon. I give you shelter and love, all i ask is for you to not eat my bacon.
ME: dad im sorry!
DAD: you better be sorry! your getting me more bacon. i expect it by tomorrow morning. if its not here, there will be consequenses.
ME: its just bacon dad…
DAD: not at all. you owe me big time.I will have justice.