My name is Calvin. My name is also Glenn. I hail from Randolph, MA. I have a degree in Management Information Systems. I love my life, and it's probably better than yours, but I'm not going to rub it in. I like awesome things, and if you like my blog, you like awesome things too.

 

thedailywhat:

Inexplicably Funny of the Day: Meet Gustavo Almadovar, Channel 9 Eyewitness News reporter from Orange County, California.

adidasfootball:

Last night Leo Messi scored his 75th and 76th goals of the year. His record of 64 goals for Barcelona and 12 for Argentina surpasses Pele’s record which was set in 1958. Messi is nine goals away from beating Gerd Muller’s historic 1972 goal-scoring landmark.

Photography: David Ramos/Getty

adidasfootball:

Last night Leo Messi scored his 75th and 76th goals of the year. His record of 64 goals for Barcelona and 12 for Argentina surpasses Pele’s record which was set in 1958. Messi is nine goals away from beating Gerd Muller’s historic 1972 goal-scoring landmark.

Photography: David Ramos/Getty

boner-smash:

I’m sure the hardest part of formulating a Last Will and Testament is designating a person to destroy your hard/external drive(s) when you pass on.