HAPPY LEIF ERIKSON DAY!
gurry: HINGA DINGA DURGEN.
I was quite rightly surprised when I heard Steve...
But then I remembered, that I learned from Harry Potter, when you split your soul into so many horcruxes, there’s no way you can survive for very long. Because he literally put his heart and soul into each device he made. When you look at it that way, it makes complete sense.
Would you like me to give you a formula for success? It’s quite simple, really....– Thomas J. Watson (via togetherletthelightshine)
blainesrainboweyebrows: livinglavidastarkid: ...
me: hey mom dad can i talk to you
dad: sure son whats up
me: um im gay
mom: no not my little boy *cries*
dad: get out of my house you faggot
me: no homo
mom: oh thank god you scared me
dad: lol you little rascal