January 2011
359 posts
December 2010
188 posts
Like a Boss
2010- Like a Boss 2011- Like a Boss 2012- Like a Boss 2013- ???????? 2014- Profit
happy new year massholes!
I was just thinking… YKK zippers must be one of the biggest companies in the world. I wish I thought of making zippers. Charge a penny for every time someone zips a zipper up or down. Flawless business model. Fuckin’ smart.
Reblog if you like big butts and you cannot lie.
Arsenal 3 - 1 Chelsea
You know what snow is good for?
Chilling beers. I have mine right outside the door, on top of the hedges. Sam Adams Boston Lager. Should go well with the gumbo my sister’s making right now
My plan for success
Step 1: Buy Subaru Impreza WRC car Step 2: Drive as fast as possible in the snow covered roads Step 3: ??????????? Step 4: Profit
Fat Lady: Do you like cake?
Peter: Yes...
Fat Lady: Do you like my ass?
Peter: Yes...
Fat Lady: Do you want to eat cake off of my ass?
Peter: What kind of cake?