All 4 Zlatan Ibrahimovic Goals vs England
and everyone is boring
boner-smash: I’m sure the hardest part of formulating a Last Will and Testament is designating a person to destroy your hard/external drive(s) when you pass on.
DAD: I cannot believe you ate the bacon. I specifically told you not to eat the bacon. And after all that, you went home and ate the bacon. I give you shelter and love, all i ask is for you to not eat my bacon.
ME: dad im sorry!
DAD: you better be sorry! your getting me more bacon. i expect it by tomorrow morning. if its not here, there will be consequenses.
ME: its just bacon dad…
DAD: not at all. you owe me big time.I will have justice.
Legend says that when you can’t sleep at night, it’s because you’re awake in...– (via hollowoaktree)