November 2012
23 posts
4 tags
All 4 Zlatan Ibrahimovic Goals vs England
soccerdotcom:
IM BORED
and everyone is boring
boner-smash:
I’m sure the hardest part of formulating a Last Will and Testament is designating a person to destroy your hard/external drive(s) when you pass on.
1 tag
October 2012
14 posts
6 tags
2 tags
4 tags
1 tag
Bacon
DAD: I cannot believe you ate the bacon. I specifically told you not to eat the bacon. And after all that, you went home and ate the bacon. I give you shelter and love, all i ask is for you to not eat my bacon.
ME: dad im sorry!
DAD: you better be sorry! your getting me more bacon. i expect it by tomorrow morning. if its not here, there will be consequenses.
ME: its just bacon dad…
DAD: not at all. you owe me big time.I will have justice.
September 2012
31 posts
6 tags
“Legend says that when you can’t sleep at night, it’s because you’re awake in...”
– (via hollowoaktree)
