My name is Calvin. My name is also Glenn. I hail from Randolph, MA. I have a degree in Management Information Systems. I love my life, and it's probably better than yours, but I'm not going to rub it in. I like awesome things, and if you like my blog, you like awesome things too.
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Who’s got 1 thumb and can’t wait for you to see tonight’s Workaholics Season 3 premiere?
WORKAHOLICS: Happy Memorial Day!
What better way to end your day off than with some classic episodes of Workaholics?
Catch the 6 episode marathon TONIGHT starting at 11/10 CT with “To Friend a Predator”…
Then get ready for a steady stream of swag with—
- “Straight Up Juggahos” at 11:31/10:31 CT
- “Temp-Tress” at…
(Source: heyarnold0013)
GHETTO TRANSLATIONS 101
#1 “I’m around da corner.” = I’m 45 minutes away
#2 "We in Dis Bitch!" = We Will be attending the event
#3 Free my nigggaaa" = Although he did commit a crime that is against the law.. free to him because he is my friend
#4 "so you Mad?" = "it amuses me that your angered by what just occurred when it didn't seem like a big deal to me
#5 "you wasnt with me shootin in the gym" = you did not contribute to my current success in any way, shape or form
#6 Where dey do dat at? = What type of establishment allows behavior of that sort?
#7 Im Bout To Go Ham = If you say 1 more thing that displeases me. I shall be forced to take disciplinary actions
#8 "I got da whip"= My mother was kind enough to let me use the car.
#9 You Tryna Chill? = I Really Want To Engage In Sexual Activity With You But If I Said That You Might Say No
#10 "I'm chillin tonight" = My current financial situation is not budgeted for extra curricular activity."
# 11 "you aint bout that life" = your living standards are not fit for the situation at hand!
#12 Sh*t just got real! = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughing matter!!
#ManCity
(Source: coloursoffootball)
EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS! NOW!
I WOULD WATCH THE EVERY LIVING FUCK OUT OF THIS. GODDAMN.
THIS THE BEST THING EVER EVERYONE GO HOME
I WOULD WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF THIS
^^^
BUT WHY IS THIS NOT A REAL THING?!?!?!
All I ever want
DOMESTIC SHENANNIGANS
(Source: madisonyork)
Catvengers, assemble!
